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An excerpt from “Television Advertising Complaints Reports”

A cartoon advertisement for Bachelors Pot Noodle set in a frosty playground featured a schoolboy with his tongue frozen to a metal post. The teacher on playground duty had been called to help and initially seemed concerned, assuring the boy that she would get him a “warm sponge”. However, when she saw her Pot Noodle on the kitchen bench her concern changed to complacency and her priority to eating her Pot Noodle. The voice-over in the closing scene said “with Pot Noodle its all me, me, me.”

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Hot Ramen Noodle Letter - AsianJoke.com.

Excerpts:

“Dear Hot Ramen… I have a problem. Every morning at 6am the workers come into my neighbor’s apartment, which is right next door to mine and start pounding on the walls… I work at home and I’m not getting any work done. My boss is threatening to fire me. I want to kill them, but my neighbor is hot and I’ve been wanting to get into his pants since I moved in. What should I do?…Ooh-la-la Ramen Romance Soup…”

“Dear Hot Ramen…Why is 2+2=4?…Celestial Wonderment For All Ages Ramen Soup…”

“Dear Hot Ramen… Every time I come home I take off my shoes and socks and my socks always disappear. Where the hell are my socks?…Old Sock Ramen Soup…”

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Posted at cockeyed.com under “what’s inside” category.

Hilariously fun documentary with lot of pics from the great crews at cockeyed, which also have other equally hilarious source of information.

Excerpt:

“The final numbers were tallied and calculated: 2,049.5 inches of noodle, more than 170 feet!

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Junk Food Review - by John & Wilson.

Excerpt:

“These are definitely weird but I just kept popping them… Watch out for the pits.”

Two dudes in a photo essay type review with talking bubble captions on asian junk foods. There are two parts and the second part get even better.

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The Complete Idiot’s Guide - by Hong-Gan.

Excerpt:

“THANKS man Skinny Beng, you’ve changed my life forever now I can be free and confident knowing that I finally know how to cook a real bowl of instant …”

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Wednesdays by Tim Peers ©2001

Excerpt:

“He was about to leave when he realized that he was missing something. Ah, there it was, he clapped in excitement. Prancing over, he scooped up the ramen that had been dropped beside him earlier and skipped out the front door…”

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Noodles - by Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro.

Excerpt:

“There are three things that quickly identify you as a bachelor. First, the immense pile of dirty clothes …”